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A zombie, if it was alive, would be classified as evolution's final step. They require absolutely no oxygen, exercise, or any other thing essential to human life. They are entirely independent of any type of life support. They can walk underwater, they can have all of their organs (except the brain) removed, and can be subjected to thousands of neurotoxins that would kill an elephant the size of the Empire State Building within ten seconds, and they will survive. How do they do this? Well, to begin with, zombie is a word of African origin. It plays an important role in Voodoo. The voodoo version, however, is just a human that has been buried while under a powerful sedative, and wakes up with minimal brain power. These were the slaves of the witch doctor that did this to them, as they had no power to argue. They are just plain old humans that could die from anything.

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This zombie type is the real deal. They are caused by Solanum, a virus that has a 100% fatality rate and kills you within 23 hours. Here is a timeline of the grisly process:

Hour 1: Pain, discoloration and clotting of the bite area/area of transmission.

Hour 5: Fever, Pain of the bones, vomiting, dementia, and slight chills.

Hour 8: Loss of muscular coordination, increased dementia, increased fever, numbing of the area of transmission and extremities.

Hour 11: Slowed heart rate, paralyzation of the lower body, numb everywhere.

Hour 16: Coma

Hour 20: Heart fails, no nervous system activity.

Hour 23: Zombification.

Scary, right? Well, that's just for an average human. The strong will die slowly, but the weak will die faster. The good news is that Boycat and Girlcat will not turn into zombies, as they will most likely die by Hour 11. So, only humans are subject to Hour 23. The only known cure is to amputate the infected limb immediately, but this is a less than 10% cure rate. In summary, once you're bit, you can only wait out the process, have a buddy kill you, or do it yourself. A more heroic way to die would be to charge into a horde, but not everybody has that courage. The only thing a zombie needs is its brain. A stomach is not used. A heart is not used. A liver is not used. A lung is not used. Get my point? The only good thing about this is that zombie flesh does not regenerate. This means that when they break a bone, that bone stays broken. While our bodies and their bodies both rip and tear, ours regenerate, they become stronger. A zombie can only get worse.

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Zombies in I Am Legend and other horror movies are not your real zombies. There are many myths portrayed by Hollywood. Zombie cannot climb, cannot fly, do not have superhuman strength, do not cast evil spells, do not breathe fire, and they do not mutate into horrible Frank the Tanks. Also, they cannot run. They can only shamble or crawl. Zombies do not have a single overlord or hierarchy, and do not become slaves of a single human or organization. A zombie is just that, a human that is reincarnated . All it has is what it had in its previous life. A zombie will not rise from the grave, because the dead cannot become a zombie. And, even if one rised in its grave, it would be nearly impossible for it to dig itself out of a reinforced wooden casket under six feet of dirt by the time it decomposed. Also, to reduce the chance of rising in a grave, a zombie would most likely rise from the morgue.

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