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There are numerous alternatives to guns and other weapons. These are the main types, what they do, and how good they really are. Remember, these special weapons can kill you.

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Chemicals: These should not be used as offensive weapons, but rather as a decomposing agent. After an intense battle, the area will be littered with dead bodies. Sulfuric acid can be used to get rid of these health hazards. However, sulfuric acid can also be used a a defensive weapon. If you can get them on a zombie's head, it will dissolve the brain within four minutes. Just make sure they are four minutes away from you. Remember, this can be a foe just as easily as a friend.

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Fire: Fire kills without distinction. It will kill you just as easily as a zombie. But remember, fire can easily be your friend if used with caution. Fire comes in different forms:

Dousing: Getting close to a zombie, dousing it with gas, striking a match, and running. Be careful, as you will have to get close to a zombie.

Flamethrower: Use this for nothing. A flamethrower is just an extra 60 pounds on your back, excluding refills. This is highly illegal and is hard to use. You will more likely be arrested or eaten before you even kill a zombie. However, it can be used minimally as a defensive weapon.

Molotov Cocktail: Easy to make, easy to use. This is a good weapon if you use it with caution.

Warning: Fire is dangerous. It takes a while for a zombie to be killed by this. If they are on fire while touching you, you will catch on fire.

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Radiation: A zombie is not effected by radiation, but you are. If a radioactive zombie wanders across a water source, do not use it.

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Do not discount these special weapons. They can be useful, or they can be useless.

Shaolin Spade: This would seem to be a very unconventional weapon at a first glance. It is a six foot pole with a crescent at one end and a sharp spade at the other end. This can be used to decapitate from a safe distance.

Electricity: It takes a very high voltage to stun a zombie, let alone kill it. Two tazers would stun a zombie, but you would have to be in a dangerously close proximity to do this. Severing a telephone line and placing it in watery path that zombies will wade through will fry everything inside it. Also, you can use a lantern to get easy food. Submerge it in a lake, wait for thirty seconds, you have an entire lake of fish.

Posion: Do not use this. Zombies have no nervous system. This can be used, though, to kill off other groups of hostile humans. Lace a water source with Cyanide or Strychnine. LSD works better, as it takes a shorter time for them to all die, because they probably will all kill eachother in a short time. Then go look into the building that gets the water source after about a week. Loot, clean up the bodies, take any prisoners, you're good to go.

Trench Spike: Possibly the best compact anti-zombie weapon. It's essentially a six-to-eight-inch spike with brass knuckles. This was designed to break through steel helmets. You can go down with a stabbing motion to the skull, or you can knock a zombie flat on its feet with a punch to the face. However, these are hard to come by nowadays.

Germs: These could work if a strain of corpse-eating germs could be developed without the fear of zombies. However, this will take a long time to develop, as most animals are afraid of zombies.

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Arrow-Based Weapons: Silent, quick, and deadly. These are effective weapons. For maximum efficiency, used the Longbow or the Crossbow.

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Explosives: These are to be used with extreme caution.

Grenades: Can be useful for disabling a horde of zombies, but it will not kill too many of them.

RPG: Hard to find, harder to find ammo. The only advantage is the fact that you can aim it.

C4: Use to create a barricade between you and zombies, or to use as landmines (NOT RECOMMENDED). Variants, such as C2 (Door Breaching Charges), are a bit more useful. An advantage is that C's can be molded into any shape, I.E. holes, cracks, etc. WARNING: EARLIER VARIANTS OF C4 SUCH AS C2 WILL EXPLODE IF STORED IN THE WRONG TEMPERATURES!

Dynamite: Easier to use to create barricades, as it will not blow everything within an entire city block to smithereens (We're looking at you, C4). Useless for killing hordes, as you will most likely fling a crawler onto your face, but it can be used to do so if you are at a safe distance. WARNING: NITROGLYCERINE IN A NON-TNT/DYNAMITE FORM WILL BLOW UP IF MOVED AROUND TOO MUCH! Note: Dynamite can be used to get fish by throwing the stick in a lake or other landlocked water system with fish, running like hell, and then coming back to collect your reward. Remember that if you have a lake full of zombies, this works too. To an extent.

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